Since his debut on the classic board game box in the 1930s, the tuxedo-clad, top-hat-wearing gentleman known as Mr. Monopoly (formally Rich Uncle Pennybags) has become the global face of capitalism and fun. In the modern era of Monopoly Go, he has transitioned from a static illustration into a dynamic guide, cheering us on as we build skyscrapers and bankrupt our friends. But if Mr. Monopoly...